Evolved from Weirdness and Boredom

2005-05-09T00:15:00.000-04:00

My niece, Olivia Annelies Rossel

2005-04-12T20:34:00.000-04:00

holy f'ing crap. britney federline is pregnant with a cletus jr!

2005-04-08T17:23:00.000-04:00

oh yeah, the pope died. i guess i should mention that.

2005-03-01T09:51:00.000-05:00

This 'normal' post is in honour of Nikki, my ever loyal reader, who does not get it when i post song lyrics :P. If you want to know what is really going on in my life, please read my live journal, which is located at www.livejournal.com/~highlyevolved76 Thank you.Love me.

2005-02-25T20:18:00.000-05:00

You almost always pick the best times,to drop the worst lines.You almost made me cry again this time.Another false alarm,red flashing lights.Well this time I'm not going to watch myself die.I think I made it a game to play your game,and let myself cry.I buried myself alive on the inside,so I could shut you out,and let you go away for a long time.GOD!!!!!!!!!!!I guess it's ok I puked the day

2005-02-09T23:02:00.000-05:00

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2005-02-01T01:12:00.000-05:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIKKI!!!!!

2005-01-27T22:42:00.000-05:00

take my photo off the wall if it just won't sing for you now.

2005-01-10T10:07:00.000-05:00

when everything's made to be broken, i just want you to know who i am.

2004-12-20T13:12:00.000-05:00

Canada Goes To Hell Legal pot? Legal gay marriage? Universal health care? What's next, free porn and candy?By Mark MorfordDid you hear the screams? Did you feel the menacing chill? Did you see the black and ominous clouds, moving north?Did you sense, in other words, the very presence of Satan himself as he laughed maniacally and tossed around bucketfuls of ultrathin condoms and little

2004-12-09T13:05:00.000-05:00

Supreme Court OK's same-sex marriage OTTAWA - The Supreme Court of Canada says the federal government can change the definition of marriage, giving gays and lesbians the legal right to marry. In a non-binding opinion released Thursday morning, the court reaffirmed religious freedoms under the Charter, saying religious officials opposed to same-sex marriages do not have to perform them. It

2004-11-10T09:26:00.000-05:00

2004-11-08T22:06:00.000-05:00

I wish that every mofo who voted Republican last Tuesday was forced to read this. No matter who you support, you must concede to the facts, and that's what these are. Without further ado... the resume of: GEORGE W. BUSH1600 Pennsylvania AvenueWashington, DC 20520 EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE: Law Enforcement:I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol.

2004-11-04T09:50:00.000-05:00

ANA MARIE COX,www.wonkette.com: I was all set to vote for George Bush even after finding out that he wouldn't let me marry Mary Cheney if I wanted to. And when he made the pronunciation of "Lambeau Field" a campaign issue? It seemed fair. After all, he's proved that not knowing the names of foreign leaders is much less important than correctly pronouncing the homes of popular sports teams. Of

2004-10-28T01:53:00.001-04:00

"When it comes to foreign affairs, I mean, forget it. But you know, that's the only thing Bush can run on. His domestic policy is praising Jesus and cutting Paris Hilton's taxes. So he's got to run on you know, be afraid, be very afraid." -Bill Maher, on George W. Bush's election platform.

2004-10-28T01:53:00.000-04:00

love that's all i have to say.

2004-10-16T01:34:00.000-04:00

i am going to see green day on november 2. you are not. sorry about your luck. chump. peace.

2004-10-07T23:38:00.000-04:00

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2004-10-06T21:21:00.000-04:00

Ok, school is horrendous. I love classes and seminars, and I don't even mind all the reading, but now all of a sudden I have five major assignments creeping up on me. They are not due this week, or even next week. One is due in two weeks, another the first week of November... and a midterm the last week of October. Presentations, essays, reports. I know I know, you all are doing the exact same

2004-09-28T15:50:00.000-04:00

oh yeah, i forgot to mention here that my sister is pregnant. i bought her/the baby an infant shirt that says "someone at brock university loves me" awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. in other news, green day is going to be playing the ACC on November 2 (u.s. election day) anyone who buys/steals/otherwise acquires a ticket for me to this concert will have me as a slave for life. /end.

2004-09-22T07:58:00.000-04:00

Happy Day, Goof!!!!!

2004-09-16T17:08:00.000-04:00

BEST. WEBSITE. EVER. http://www.GWBush04.com it's not what you think.

2004-09-15T20:30:00.000-04:00

Doesn't anybody know how to talk anymore Doesn't anybody know what a radio is for Doesn’t anybody wear their hair down low Doesn’t anybody know, doesn’t anybody know Doesn’t anybody hate it when a street light turns red Doesn’t anybody want 5 more minutes in bed Doesn’t any body, doesn’t anybody have a letter to send Doesn’t anybody wish they had just one more friend Cause everybody wants and

2004-09-15T11:37:00.000-04:00

yes, canada won. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. i will post the details when i have time. right now, philosophy is calling me.

2004-09-14T05:33:00.000-04:00

Colour me disgusted. Oprah Winfrey celebrated the start of her 19th year as host of "Oprah" yesterday by giving everyone in her studio audience (276 people) a brand new car, the Pontiac G6. For the record, although she could have, Oprah did not actually buy the cars for her audience. They were donated by GM. Want the details? Go to www.pontiac.com/dreams if you have the stomach for it. What

2004-09-13T08:50:00.000-04:00

yo. I know that you've been waiting with bated breath for the weekend update, so here it is. Canada played an exciting semi final against the Czech Republic. I was effin' nervous because Canada's wall of a goalie, Marty Brodeur was sitting out of the game with a wrist injury. The 25 year old replacement, Robert Luongo was playing in his first ever international game since his run with the

2004-09-08T21:38:00.000-04:00

quarter finals. canada, first place. slovakia, fourth place. final score: canada 5. slovakia 0. semi finals. canada, first place and an undefeated tournament record of 4-0. slovakia, eliminated. go canada. yo.

2004-09-08T10:35:00.000-04:00

i hate lines. lines for everything. hours and hours of standing and wasting perfectly valuable time. dammit.

2004-09-06T02:52:00.000-04:00

damn! dont you hate it when you wake up and you have no idea where you are? (i'm in st. catharines... where the hell are you?)

2004-09-02T14:50:00.000-04:00

"It is unrealistic to say that judges should not impose their values or make law. Performing the task properly may mean controversy and critisism, but better to court controversy than to court irrelevance, and better to court critisism than to court injustice." - Newly appointed Supreme Court Justice Rosalie Abella. news flash: she is my new hero. she was brought in by P.M. Paul Martin in

2004-09-02T09:16:00.000-04:00

World Cup of Hockey Canada vs. Slovakia Final Score: Canada 5 Slovakia 1 p.s. they were wearing normal non "puke"* coloured jerseys last night. *jenna's word is puke. it is actually olympic gold. scroll down to see the jersey in question.

2004-09-02T00:16:00.000-04:00

2004-09-01T09:49:00.000-04:00

in case you are retarded, the world cup of hockey started two days ago. last night, canada overpowered the us defence to produce a 2-1 final score. oh yeah, and there was lots of fighting too. it's like the stanley cup playoffs, except at the BEGINNING of the hockey season.... oh wait, there isn't going to be a hockey season. damned lockout. this is what team canada's jersey's look like: they

2004-08-30T02:01:00.000-04:00

-- how do you know when a lead guitarist is finished his solo -- i dunno, how -- when he is laying on the ground, begging for his life, and you empty your gun into his talentless body

2004-08-30T00:01:00.000-04:00

DAMN YOU uJOURNAL!! We are sorry, but uJournal has been temporarly shut down because of a failed CPU fan in one of the servers. We have orderd a replacement (CPU and fan) and will have everything up and running as soon as possible. We realize some journal entries were missing earlier. These entries WILL BE recovered. Thank you for your understanding.uJournal Staff

2004-08-29T00:48:00.000-04:00

You are a XPIT--Expressive Practical Intellectual Taker. This makes you a Manager.You are cool, thoughtful and intelligent. Your approach and your sense of humor are under-the-radar, your charm is undeniable. You keep everything under control. You have distinctive vocal mannerisms. You may not have much interest in approaching strangers, but when you do, you are successful. You will probably end

2004-08-27T02:49:00.000-04:00

--So, I see you've got a bachelor's degree... what did you major in? -- I majored in bidness, nunyo bidness. dedicated to Melissa, who will almost certainly never read this...

2004-08-27T02:00:00.000-04:00

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2004-08-25T01:33:00.000-04:00

Life is all about ass... You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one.

2004-08-24T23:12:00.000-04:00

This post is dedicated to Carissa, so was the last one but you missed it, homeslice. Anyhoo... good luck in Ottawa, you will be great, as always. Someone lend me $60 so I can afford to fly home when I go visit her?

2004-08-20T02:38:00.000-04:00

girl anachronism you can tell from the scars on my arms and cracks in my hips and the dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that i'm not the carefullest of girls you can tell from the glass on the floor and the strings that're breaking and i keep on breaking more and it looks like i am shaking but it's just the temperature and then again if it were any colder i could disengage if i were

2004-08-11T19:10:00.000-04:00

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." George W. Bush HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ATTACK OF THE WILDLY MISSPEAKING TEXAS TIGER

2004-08-11T16:49:00.000-04:00

"[Contrary to George W. Bush's statement,] it is simply a fact that marriage is 'an evolving paradigm.' For the first millennium after Christ, Christianity didn't even recognize marriage as a sacrament. It was regarded as a purely secular matter of property ownership. Marriage also once meant the ownership of women by men. It was once permanent, and no divorce was possible. It was once restricted

2004-08-10T22:47:00.000-04:00

"I don't want to talk about gay marriage. ... What's the matter with right and wrong? Talk about right and wrong. It's either right or wrong. There's no in-between. And I'm not going to change, and you're not going to change me, no matter if some judge in the state of Massachusetts or the Supreme Court says it's right. It's not right. Wrong is wrong." -- Former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka

2004-08-10T18:14:00.000-04:00

George W. Bush acknowledged that the war on terror has been "misnamed"; he said that it ought to be called "the struggle against ideological extremists who do not believe in free societies who happen to use terror as a weapon to try to shake theconscience of the free world." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

2004-08-03T23:11:00.000-04:00

Dear Ujournal.org, Please kiss my ass. You suck. Love, Alison p.s. what the fuck?

2004-07-30T12:50:00.000-04:00

"I spent a number of years in a North Vietnamese prison camp in the dark and [was] fed scraps. I don't know why I would want to do that all over again." Arizona Senator John McCain, on why he won't be George W. Bush's running mate.

2004-07-28T01:11:00.000-04:00

thre brake lights are really quite lovely thousands of souls all stopping together on the highway tonight there's no reason to cry out your eyes the city starts fading behind us thousands of souls all wishing things were better sadness is waiting to happen for people like us not sure where we're going watching the fading watch everything go by sadness is all that ever happens but we

2004-07-25T19:00:00.000-04:00

If Bush is Pinnochio then who is Geppetto? Beware of Geppetto... p.s I love you goof! I'm your proudest monkey ;)

2004-07-23T10:05:00.000-04:00

Yes, yes.... Happy Day, Goof. Even though I doubt you'll read this. For those of you that do, it was great. We dined on steak at the Keg, spent some time sitting on a secluded rock at the Mountain Brow... (until two ppl decided that they needed to share our rock) and then we went back to her place and watched the Dave Matthews DVD I bought her. Oh, and you know my whole "one rose for one month"

2004-07-22T09:13:00.000-04:00

Happy anniversary to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. More later. Biatches.

2004-07-15T10:26:00.000-04:00

-You're so great. -No, you are. -No, I insist. YOU are. -NO, REALLY.... I insist. YOU are. -We're great. -You make me great. -Yeah, we're great.

2004-07-08T23:40:00.000-04:00

i like sporks. sports. snorts. shorts. skorts. forks. morks. i like Melissa. a lot. i love her. i just thought you should know. yeah. byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2004-07-05T00:10:00.000-04:00

Greece won. Then again, so did Portugal... they must've made a fortune from hosting the tourney. good on them.

2004-06-29T07:45:00.000-04:00

our friends on the front porch telling jokes and they swing swiftly towards happier times expending lines and finding more energy for the effort and getting distance from that front porch spotlight but us we found peace in shadows long enough to see the monsters rise she's got some space to fill in her daydreams living high on yesterday's lies talking to me about some 0% interest and how she got

2004-06-22T08:44:00.000-04:00

"Bush is an incompetent leader. In fact, he's not a leader. He's a person who has no judgment, no experience and no knowledge of the subjects that he has to decide upon. ... The shallowness that he has brought to the office has not changed since he got there. ... The president's capacity to lead has never been there. In order to lead, you have to have judgment. In order to have judgment, you have

2004-06-16T02:42:00.000-04:00

2004-06-08T01:48:00.000-04:00

hmmm... calgary lost. tough shit. dave's bringing the cup home to hamilton. don't jealous.... SUCKAS! now let's git tipsaaaaaay. biatch.

2004-05-29T06:52:00.000-04:00

"It's hard to believe in the year 2004, with Americans being killed in Iraq, with civilians killed in Madrid, that these despicable assholes would conjure up the sanctity-of-marriage blather. This is a nonissue promulgated by thieves and religious zealots to imprison contemporary people in the prison of the medieval mind. They should just call it the Mel Gibson amendment." -- Singer Lou Reed,

2004-05-22T19:39:00.000-04:00

Rejected since day 1 My name is, Bastard Son I've been dead so many times I've lost count Blue collar working man Defaceless masterplan But go work with a mental side on I'm sinking, I'm twisted I'm broke and you can't fix it Don't make me, cause I'll do it Red blood and then we'll all go Into the river below I'm running from the inferno They'll think I'm insane But you'll all know my name Into

2004-05-21T19:38:00.000-04:00

Classic Irish Insults courtesy of Stephen instead of "vicious circle", say "shark's arse" think someone's funny? tell them "if whit were shit, you'd be constipated" dealing with a jackass? "you don't have a birth certificate, you have an apology note from Durex" or "you are a genetic cul-de-sac"

2004-05-17T18:07:00.000-04:00

i hate my life. i got laid off of work, now i have to move back to my mothers and find a new job. woe is me.

2004-05-12T10:14:00.000-04:00

i'm posting this here as well because i'm so sickened by it. "I said: 'I'm a gay man. Amy and I don't live together, we don't love each other, we don't want to have babies, I have a partner at home and a kid, can Amy and I get a marriage license even though you know it's a sham, a joke and we are not serious about each other?' The clerk said, 'Yes, of course, because you are a man and a woman.'

2004-05-09T23:27:00.000-04:00

ah survivor..... everyone will vote rupert to get the second mill. whatever.

2004-05-01T13:13:00.000-04:00

so the leafs are kicking ass. HA. they will take game 7. that is all.

2004-04-23T13:34:00.000-04:00

i got into brock whoooo!

2004-04-14T01:44:00.000-04:00

Hyde: Kelso, women are like muffins, man. And once you've had a muffin, you will put up with ANYTHING to have another one. And they know that.

2004-04-08T16:38:00.000-04:00

GO LEAFS GO!

2004-03-29T20:19:00.000-05:00

This is what I wrote today while I was bored: 4:06 p.m., Monday afternoon. Overcast, 13 degrees Celcius. Waiting for the #9 bus to the Seaway Mall. Downtown Welland Bus Terminal. There are two teenaged boys sitting behind me on a bench. Spitting, swearing, and belching. How disgusting. They remind me of this one rather smelly man who was on the bus the other day. I was sitting directly across

2004-03-22T17:45:00.000-05:00

well, all finished school. any suggestions for what i should do over the summer? post below!

2004-03-08T14:43:00.000-05:00

Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com!

2004-02-29T10:26:00.000-05:00

ok it is now officially spring break. what should i do to pass the time this week? (and possibly next week if the teachers go on strike). Post suggestions below:

2004-02-22T18:04:00.000-05:00

Marriage is love.

2004-02-14T09:38:00.000-05:00

happy valentine's everyone. cheers to life and love!

2004-02-02T10:51:00.000-05:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIKKI!!!!!!

2004-01-24T09:14:00.000-05:00

another week, another post. i'm amazed at how difficult it is to find someone who will give me a decent hair cut. i'm not asking for a freakin' oscar night hair-doo.... just don't make me look like staff seargant dipshit from the u.s. army. i seriously got a crew cut from this chick at the mall. wtf? anyways, i need coffee. why is it so hard for me to wake up during the week, but so difficult

2004-01-13T19:54:00.000-05:00

i am feeling a little more sentimental and sensitive than usual... i'm kinda lamenting love lost... love i wish i still had. i'm in that stage where i'm still in love and while i know that i shouldn't be, that it would be healthier for me to let it go... i don't want to, i don't want to let love go, i don't want to stop feeling what i'm feeling because it's a comfortable feeling... to be in love

2004-01-11T11:15:00.000-05:00

i'll update when i'm good and ready.... i don't have anything to say.... suggestions?

2004-01-04T12:58:00.000-05:00

i hear britney spears just got married. i give up.

2003-12-31T13:02:00.000-05:00

Happy New Year y'all. Post suggested resolutions in comments.

2003-12-27T18:29:00.000-05:00

1. What did you do in 2003 that you'd never done before? cut my hair very short. 2. Did you keep your new year's resolutions, and will you make more for next year? i don't make promises i can't keep 3. Did anyone close to you give birth? yeah, my cousin... and a couple of classmates 4. Did anyone close to you die? no, not that i can think of 5. What countries did you visit? Canada, U.S.A. 6.

2003-12-24T10:41:00.000-05:00

back home and broke. it's christmas eve... time to cook myself a turkey and visit the good ol' relatives.....yep it's the most wonderful time of the year.

2003-12-18T14:30:00.000-05:00

So, here I am in good ol' California chillin' with my brother and listening to the new surround sound that they bought yesterday. Must be nice to be rich and living the good life. I miss my baby back home... MWAAAA (big kiss for you) I'm going to see the L.A. Kings play hockey tonight... downtown l.a. is scary y'all. But oh well, it will be good times.

2003-12-08T18:00:00.000-05:00

i'm dying. that is all.

2003-12-04T08:24:00.000-05:00

2003-11-30T16:55:00.000-05:00

i have had the most dreadfully boring weekend. the good news is that my developmental psych prof marked my term paper while she had her head up her ass and gave me a 90. i don't think she even read it. i'm scared that i have been babied to such a great extent in college that when i finally do wind up in university again, i'm going to have a rude awakening. goodbye 90's hello 60's! woot. so

2003-11-23T11:45:00.000-05:00

I'm trying to settle a debate. So, for those who are interested, this is a hornet: And this is a bee:

2003-11-09T19:03:00.000-05:00

dewd. sorry but it's been busy. read bushwhacked by molly ivins. and listen to john mayer's new disc. that's all. oh, and if you're looking to get me a christmas gift, i would like the new travis disc and there are a couple of others i wouldn't mind. don't get me michael moore's book. i'm sick of that whiny bastard. he had a good point about the guns but i'd be more interested in reading dr.

2003-10-30T21:04:00.000-05:00

ENTP - "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population. Take Free Myers-Briggs Personality Test

2003-10-30T20:51:00.000-05:00

Conscious self Overall self Take Free Enneagram Personality Test Enneagram Test Results Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||||||||| 66% Type 2 Helpfulness |||||||||||||| 58% Type 3 Ambition |||||||||||||||| 66% Type 4 Sensitivity |||||| 30% Type 5 Detachment |||||||||||||||| 66% Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||||| 58% Type 7 Adventurousness ||||||

2003-10-25T10:33:00.000-04:00

"It's tempting to think there are two gay Americas, one frightened and one fabulous, a merely gay America and a fully Queer America. An America where the gay bars darken their windows to hide ashamed patrons, and an America where straight people stand in line to get into gay clubs. An America where the June 26 Supreme Court decision legalizing sodomy had more than symbolic consequences, since gay

2003-10-23T16:49:00.000-04:00

today is national "help carissa procrastinate day" help carissa procrastinate by sending her some entertaining and time consuming emails. cnwhitem@uwo.ca

2003-10-14T17:17:00.000-04:00

turkey is just like sex: it makes me happy and tired :)

2003-10-06T18:26:00.000-04:00

Dig it y'all.... new template. it's about damn time.

2003-10-05T00:34:00.000-04:00

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." -- Theodore Roosevelt "Americans are so enamored of equality that they would rather be equal in slavery than unequal in freedom." -- Alexis de Tocqueville

2003-10-04T11:38:00.000-04:00

Number of paragraphs devoted to global warming in the EPA's 600-page "Draft Report on the Environment" of 2003 : 1 Number of paragraphs removed by the White House before publication : 5 Maximum number of miles that Ford's most fuel-efficient 2003 car can drive on a gallon of gas : 36 Maximum number its 1912 Model T could : 35 i don't really think of myself as an environmentalist or anything,

2003-10-03T18:40:00.000-04:00

oh k. wow. who knew the tories would get slaughtered so thoroughly yesterday? Voters in this province are vicious! Not that I can blame them, although the Liberal sweep cost us a couple of Orange seats too. At least my riding will still be represented by a new democrat. This guy, Peter Kormos, graduated from my program at Niagara College and he really knows what's what. He also has a Law degree

2003-09-24T16:32:00.000-04:00

it occurs to me that i have been neglecting my blog. apologies to anyone who has missed my witty banter... uh....wait. how about some homework? sounds great. i got a 15 cent raise at work. woo woo.

2003-09-13T10:00:00.000-04:00

John Ritter died on Thursday night. When I found out around 6am yesterday, I was saddened. Perhaps more affected by this news than I thought I would be. He just seemed like a nice guy. A very funny guy, the kind of guy that you know you're going to miss even though you've never met him. The saddest part is that he died on his 5 year old daughter Stella's birthday. The day before his wife's

2003-09-09T09:25:00.000-04:00

Number of candy-bar wrappers that Cadbury's new anti-obesity campaign offers to exchange for a basketball : 90 Minimum hours of basketball required for an 85-pound child to burn off the calories from that many candy bars : 100 wow, thanks for doing the world such a great favour Cadbury.